There are many quotations all around the web space. But, have you wondered why should one prefer a witty quote over a random one? Well, just as the title of the blog says, a witty quote makes your day! The question is how? In this article, we shall get to know, the impact of a witty quote on you.

Impact of reading a witty quote:

The best time to read a quote is at the beginning of the day. Ensuring that your mood for the entire day is set right, you must not shy away from reading a witty quote at the beginning of the day. 

The impacts of reading a quote are not just to just set your day. Let us see, how a witty quote is more than just a quote:

Making you see a different picture:

Witty quote would be a driver for you to see the world from a different angle. You can perceive the world differently, in a witty manner if you start your day with these quotes. 

Enhancing critical thinking:

When you read these type of quotes, your brain cells release dopamine. You start to think about situations in a critical way, that enhances your outlook towards the environment. 

Developing a sense of humor:

A witty quote often tickles your funny bones. Your sense of humor develops once you read these quotes. Ensuring that you interact with people in a light-hearted manner, they set the tone of your day to be jovial. Making you more approachable, you become known among your peers. They help to grow your friend circle as well since everyone wants to be around people who are easy to get along.

Make sure you read one quote before your day begins. Nevertheless, it starts your day with a smile. 

Here Are the Examples of Different Types of quotes:

15 Witty quotes about life:

A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life.

Charles Darwin

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Mae West

It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.

Andre Gide

All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Life isn’t about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.

George Bernard Shaw

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.

Albert Einstein

The purpose of our lives is to be happy.

Dalai Lama

Money and success don’t change people; they merely amplify what is already there.

Will Smith

In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes on.

Robert Frost

It’s Not Whether You Get Knocked Down, It’s Whether You Get Up.

Vince Lombardi

People Who Are Crazy Enough To Think They Can Change The World, Are The Ones Who Do.

Rob Siltanen

Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

Mark Twain

Happiness is letting go of what you think your life is supposed to look like and enjoying it for everything that it is.

Mandy Hale

In our daily lives, we must see that it is not happiness that makes us grateful, but the gratefulness that makes us happy.

Albert Clarke

The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and to let it come in.

Morrie Schwartz

Few witty sarcastic quotes:

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.

Albert Einstein

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.

Steven Wright

Reality is just a crutch for people who can’t cope with drugs.

Robin Williams

He was happily married – but his wife wasn’t.

Victor Borge

An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.

Robert Oppenheimer

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

Ashleigh Brilliant

I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.

Stephen Bishop

This music won’t do. There’s not enough sarcasm in it.

Thomas carlyle

Avoid sarcasm. Don’t insist on the last word.

Ford Frick

A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility.

Lawrence G. Lovasik

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

A. A. Milne

I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.

Oscar Wilde

Some short Witty Quotes:

You miss 100 percent of the shots you don’t take.

Wayne Gretzky

If things go wrong, don’t go with them.

Roger Babson

Be there for others, but never leave yourself behind.

Dodinsky

Life is 10 percent what happens to you and 90 percent how you respond to it.

Lou Holtz

He who knows best knows how little he knows.

Thomas Jefferson

Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning.

Gloria Steinem

I’m a slow walker, but I never walk back.

Abraham Lincoln

The key to life is not accumulation. It’s contribution.

Stephen Covey

Do something worth remembering.

Elvis Presley

Never regret anything that made you smile.

Mark Twain

Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it.

Confucius

Happiness depends upon ourselves.

Aristotle

Happy people plan actions, they don’t plan results.

Dennis Waitley

Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.

Marthe Troly-Curtin

The more one judges, the less one loves.

Honore de Balzac

Best funny witty quotes:

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

Jules Renard

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

Abraham Lincoln

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.

Albert Einstein

Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.

 Bertrand Russell

He who laughs last didn’t get the joke.

Charles de Gaulle

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

Winston Churchill

Never have more children than you have car windows.

Erma Bombeck

If you can’t tell a spoon from a ladle, then you’re fat!

Demetri Martin

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

Cathy Guiswite

Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.

Yogi Berra

Until I was 13, I thought my name was ‘Shut Up.’

Joe Namath

Wise men talk because they have something to say. Fools talk because they have to say something.

Plato

Top witty love quotes:

At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.

Plato

Love will find a way through paths where wolves fear to prey.

Lord Byron

I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.

Roy Croft

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit.

Khalil Gibran

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world.

 Lucille Ball

The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.

Gilbert K. Chesterton

You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

Dr. Seuss

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.

William Shakespeare

There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment.

Sarah Dessen

I love you” begins by I, but it ends up by you. 

Charles de Leusse